Party

A party is the worst fucking event ever created and I hate it (I say this as a frequent partier).

Some Random Ass Dude - 2018

Why a party is the worst fucking thing ever
The reason why partying is the worst fucking thing ever is because you get stuck in a room with people you barley know for 4 hours and it feels like being isolated. And of course the people you hope to show up are fucking selvish cunts and never show up.

The Parties our Lord and Saviour was tricked into joining
Of course because Jezus has alot of enemies. He's often tricked into joining a party. Fortunatly he hasn't been at many so he's still in the safe zone.
 * 1) The School Dance in 2nd, 3rd class and was forced to host it himself in 4th class.
 * 2) Birthday parties.
 * 3) Afterparty with Aan Tafel.