Maurice Jonkers

Maurice Jonker(s) Aka. Morris, Mau, Mau Mau is some random dude who lived

in the 21st century under the slavery of King Yvan Bisschop. He was born on the 22nd of June 2002. Scientist believe he's over 15 years old. He's also known for banging Goatulanna.

Early Life
He was born on the 22nd of June 2002 and was given the mission to ruin the social life of inicent boys.

The Fuck Up off his Life
When 25 years old Maurice made the biggest mistake of his life by being typecast as Doctor Who (after Yvan Bisschop's Doctor got cancelled cause he was just to fucking perfect for the BBC to handle). He got the show cancelled 252 times. He eventually was beheaded after not given the role of the 16th Doctor to her companion Lilly. He managed to grow his head back on to play Bertram Bierenbroodspot in the reboot of the best show evar. Yvan also decided to come back from the death to play Aernout Koffij along side Maurice.

Trivia
Did you know Maurice is heterosexual?

Maurice may or may not have caused The Plauge.

Maurice will turn into a girl according to Perfect Strangers.

Maurice has no sense of humour (when he reads this he'll kill me).